Fast Times at Tattooagogo

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“I think I just came… didn’t you feel it?”

HIYA, folks! It’s summertime and it’s HOT like FIYA!!! So dang hot in fact, ya’ll might just find Ken or TJ passed out in front da shop after nights of dancing naked in da streets like they were Rerun from What’s Happening!!  (Or just imagine Shirley twerkin…)

SOLOLOLO…it’s been a while since we last posted, and first-things-first we’d like to give a special-sauce HAPPY B-DAY shout out to our shop boi Deadbolt!!! And since we found a extra-special spot for him in our Ridgemont tribute poster (above) as Linda Barrett, it’s only appropriate to show younger readers what they missed in every boys fantasy of 1982 on slow-mo loop. Yeah, you’re welcome, young Jedi, you’re welcome.

Frap You, Betch!

Frap You, betch!

On this month’s episode of Good Times at da shop, we be puttin’ the dyno back in mite. Straight-up Luther Vandross-style all Here and Now-like, deez playas have been cranking out da jams so phat, we ’bout to have a spot on Q93 real soon! Scott and Donn recently returned from the Alamo City Tattoo Expo in San Antonio, where they were rumored to start a new Spanish revolution upon knocking out a few mofos (as seen here). Donn gotts to complete an awesome tiger piece while Scott made a few hombres famous…   Yeeha, Jester’s dead!!!

Stacy Hamilton: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
Linda Barrett: A quart or so.

Free Birdin'

Free Birdin’ by Ken Cox

Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell a fart of rose-rum. Jah-Boi, Kenny da Pooh, has been adding sum CAY-ENNE in da art of Skin-Fu. The former leader of the NOLA Macklemore Reich, has spent most of his time twerkin’ needle smiles into his special clientele. In his bag-o-tricks lately, he’s added an insane warrior cover-up, sum intricate beauty-stuff (not even sure what to call it),  progress on a wicked-eyed bearded thing (#teamacid at it’s best!), lighthouse for Grandpa Ed, a snake & beauty, the awesome free birdin’ piece (as seen to left), and one of my favs–>a schooner ship straight-up #NOLATraditional, betch! Along with deez, Ken has a W-I-D-E assortment of other pieces and crafty art posted on his Insta page, PUH-LEEZ give it your undivided attention. Tank-ya, sha.

Mike Damone: You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.

WHO DAT?!

WHO DAT?! by TJ

He’s half-man, half-wampus cat, and if you feed him turducken he’ll square dance better than your fat Aunt Sally until the sun comes up…our boi, Toefeel, is straight-up splaying his organic seed across the Crescent City better than a 3PM thunderhead Zit. And if you don’t believe me, I dare yo to take a sneak-peak at his Insta page and take a look at some of these beauts–cuz I jus don’t have da words and space to give them the recognition they deserve fo real! But to just name a few, he recently got to finish Brandon’s sleeve, started a mermaid, made progress on a koi sleeve, finished a woolfy, and began a magical back piece which there a bunch of pics/videos/artwork on his insta page. Lastly the arm piece (as seen above) is TJ at his best, jus a lil bit country and a lotta rock-n-roll, wee doggy! Another #NOLATraditional gangsta, brah.

Desmond: That kid’s been stoned since the third grade.

Black Cat by Scott Allen

Black Cat by Scott Allen

Super Scott Allen spends his nights fighting goons on the dark streets of NOLA and by day…he’s just an eccentric artist, drawing pics of ballsack 8-legged creatures (soon to have it’s first movie appearance on the Human Centipede III).  He may not wear a cape, but there is a cold war of Hawaiian shirts happening between he and Lard Vader soon to meet it’s doom (or whoever out bids the other on eBay!) When he’s not singing the Oscar Mayer song he’s getting crafty in da shop with things like a rib piece sugar skull, makin waves, eye for gator, mermaid head, got started on a Indian maiden head, and just in time for those 4th of July firecrackers you throw on your neighbors carport (as seen above) some more #NOLATraditional black cat action. Meeeooow, purring like the pussy you love to pet.

Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.

I-10 Tiger by Donn Davis

I-10 Tiger by Donn Davis

Lately Donn’s work has been more like a Fun House full of bearded lady strippers. Or maybe you can just imagine TJ naked pulling his sack up like a bird’s beak (with a nest on top). There’s been quite a lot of action since we last posted (not just back door kind either), so I’ll have to divert you to his insta page also so you can learn the ways of his dark arts with a side of funnel cake. In the meantime, I’ll briefly touch on a pew pew like this koi cover-up, background on a dragon half-sleeve, menpo hand tattoo, yet another dragon sleeve, hanya chest plate, pretty flowers for more kids, fresh snake, a corn poppy on the inside arm, and lastly Donn said in a recent post “some of ya’ll might remember the Freeway Panther, well this (as seen above) is the I-10 Tiger!!!” Rounding us out for the knock-out punch #NOLAJapanese, AND…he’s OUT!

And last but not fleas, our brutha from another mutha (fucka), Mat Welch (Live Free Tattoo) will be visiting the shop from July 9th thru 14th. Come’on by and let him show you his Jimmy Leg Dance…..

People on ‘ludes should not drive,
Lard Vader

 

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